Uncle Bob's Cheap Ass Photography and Brisket Emporium

Since We DJ makes it nearly impossible to delete an account, I'll just write a bunch of random crap here. No longer providing professional photography services to anyone other than already established clients. Contacts made though this service will be ignored. Move along, nothing to see here. ++++++++++++++ Day 4,924, and We DJ STILL doesn't realize I only log in to this about once every two years.. Fun Fact, I've checked EVERTHING possible under "EXPERIENCED EVENT TYPES". I've done MOST of them, but that doesn't mean I'm the best choice.. like, I'm not even a GOOD choice for most of them.. I just did it for laughs. Another Fun Fact, the link in my Bio doesn't go to my website.. it is TOTALLY a NSFW site.. It is in your best interest not to click it. I mean it. Don't do it.